Popol Vuh Chapter 2: Pair a Dice Lost

Popol Vuh Chapter 2: Pair a Dice Lost

WHAT IS THAT NOISE??!! 

Screamed seven devil Lords of Xibalba 
Have you no respect for the dead? 
four owls sent to present a duel to the fools 
A game in Hell is called, wear your best threads 
Walk down endless stairwells past a blood filled lake 
A four colored crossroads awaits your mistake 
evil jokesters made decoys for a laugh 
and the stone bench burns the skin right off your ass! 

We are the Lords of lands of deceit 
you offer your souls at the base of our feet 
Be sent to a house where the freezing wind howls 
or one where Pumas stalk you with snarls and growls! 
A house where knives screech ‘til you’re crazy with in 
A house of bats that bite and shroud your skin 
The twins shat their pants awaiting their doom 
Banished to darkness in the House of Endless Gloom 

Devil Lords gave them candles and cigars 
Un Trojan Regalo shines in black morning dew 
“Strip and paint them for death on the altars!” 
Then a Seven Club pulled out the Hearts of Two 
Buried at Puzbal-Char, Hun’s head fruited a tree 
Lord Blood’s lil’ girl swallowed its Seed of Progeny 
Four Owls sent to present the new mother with death 
But they saved her and only a phony heart was left 

We are the Lords of lands of deceit 
you offer your souls at the base of our feet 
Be sent to a house where the freezing wind howls 
or one where Pumas stalk you with snarls and growls! 
A house where knives screech ‘til you’re crazy with in 
A house of bats that bite and shroud your skin 
The twins shat their pants awaiting their doom 
Banished to darkness in the House of Endless Gloom