Merry XXXMas Part Deux

...Ok no lie.  It happened again.  I was walking home from Benny's with a slice of pizza and halfway home I see a car with it's engine and lights on with a slender female frame rocking back and forth on the inhibited seat.  This is the second couple of people fucking publicly in a car I've come across in 24hours. Odds of seeing this in the winter time seem to me like 1000:1

Zero shits given.

Zero questions asked.

I stopped in disbelief as the location these two fixated on in right across the street from a park.  Funny thing is these two lustbirds are probably neighborhood kids and probably use to rock back and forth on the swings and see saws together in between juice boxes and bike rides.  My how a decade or so can change things.

Zero shits given.

Zero questions asked.

Between today and yesterday everyone seems to wanna make a jesus baby, maybe its the Kraken of Catholicism coming up for air in the recesses of their subconsciousness or maybe its just cold outside and people are looking to make warm the ole fashioned way.

Zero shits given.

Zero questions asked.

Something's in the air or maybe in the eggnog.  Yea that sly Santa's been sprinkling spanish fly in the eggnog. Pour me a glass sugar and let's go to the car like civilized folk.

Merry XXXMas

Merry XXXMas

No lie, as I was walking to my car with my cooking dish and Xmas doggie bag and lo and behold two people are fucking in the car behind me...I mean stuffing that stocking.  High school style exuberance. It was beautiful. 

Zero shits given.

Zero questions asked.

The fury of dudes hand did not stop upon seeing my shocked bomber jacketed frame. My black eyes ballooned and glistened with disbelief. Beyond the steamed windows laid a smirk I couldn't see but easily presumed to be there. 

Zero shits given.

Zero questions asked.

Each slam of my door did nothing to deter the holiday love bunnies in the grey Saturn behind me. Every once in a while the lady in the driver seat would lose foot control and revv the engine a bit and the car would moan for her with combustible delight.

Merry XXXmas Baby

Here's to the end of the year,

Here's to the end of the world,

And heres to the hopes of loving our way into new and better ones.